Squandrous

Guy Kawasaki gives a list that reminds us that you know you’re old when…

1. A cute blonde buys you a drink, and she’s your kids’ summer camp counselor.
2. You have to leave the place where she bought you the drink because the music is too loud for your tinnitus.
3. You leave by jumping in your filthy minivan.
4. You stop on the way home to buy baby-bottle liners.
5. You cancel your babysitter at summer camp because you’re too tired to go out at 9:00 pm.
6. The only CDs that you buy are from Starbucks.

That last one really resonates with me. I don’t have kids yet, but I can see all of those applying to me eventually.