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According to Wikipedia:

Brian Anthony Boitano (born October 22, 1963) is an American figure skater from Sunnyvale, California. He is a four-time US National Champion (1985-1988), two-time World Champion (1986, 1988) and the 1988 Olympic gold medalist.

Contrary to popular belief, Boitano does not own a vineyard, but now does have his own television show:

On August 23rd, 2009, Food Network debuted a new series entitled “What Would Brian Boitano Make?”, which borrows both its name and opening musical theme from the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut song. The show features Boitano preparing meals for his friends.

There is no word yet on whether Boitano is pursuing endorsement deals with sangria distributors.