Science has proven what us nice guys have known for generations: bad guys really do get the most girls.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not one of those nice guys that is always bending over backwards and getting stepped on, or one of those nice guys that has serious self-esteem problems, or one of those nice guys that is constantly predictable.

On the contrary, I’m relatively confident, assertive, and always up for trying new things. That being said, I’m horribly bad at actually being callous; the ability to be mean, rude, or just apathetic doesn’t exist in my psyche, even if I try to be disagreeable. I just don’t know how.

That’s okay though. Bad guys might get the most girls, but us nice guys always end up with the best girls. I think we get the better end of the stick, if you ask me.