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EW Hates A Lot of Things

Entertainment Weekly just came up with a slideshow of things they hate, and though I think ‘hate’ is a very strong word, I strongly dislike many of these things as well. Here’s the quick rundown:

1. Paris Hilton all over the news.
2. The overuse of that damn KT Tunstall song.
3. When TV shows end at 10:02 p.m., 11:03 p.m., etc.
4. Something about The Bachelor I don’t care about.
5. Peter Parker’s emo haircut.
6. Threequels.
7. Something about Katie Couric I don’t care about.
8. ‘Upsizing” sales tactics at the concession stand.
9. Overdone reality show orchestration.
10. Teenage stars who talk about how they’ve been waiting their entire lives for a moment like this.
11. Stars who insist they hate paparazzi while courting them by showing up at places like the Ivy.
12. Something about Dancing With the Stars I don’t care about.
13. When TV shows are based in cold places, yet no one is sufficiently bundled up.
14. Music videos where [Your singer here] romps around in white sheets on a bed, looking all moody and in love.
15. The fact that Kate Winslet does not have an Oscar.
16. The word pitchy.
17. Athletes who rap.
18. Foreign characters speaking to each other in accented English, in lieu of subtitles.
19. The 2007 MTV Movie Award for the Best Summer Movie We Haven’t Seen Yet.
20. Something about Guns & Roses I don’t care about.
21. People outrunning fireballs.
22. Actors sitting in the audience at awards shows, trying to joke with the host.
23. Reality shows about mundane professions.
24. Movie trailers in which an explosion cuts off profanity.
25. TV shows without commercial interruptions.